I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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