Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
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I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
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What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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