talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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