Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
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He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
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I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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