Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
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Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
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remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
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