How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
So much rum. So many feels.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
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