garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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