I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
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Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
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I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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