It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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