I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
false alarm. still invincible.
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I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
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True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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