Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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