Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
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I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
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I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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