let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
Randomize
