I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
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found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
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I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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