I feel great
I just peed on a car
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
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she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
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So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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