just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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