If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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