Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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