I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize