I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
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she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
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I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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