I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
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Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
You may now shotgun with the bride
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
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He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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