Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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