Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
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If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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