Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
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I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
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One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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