Dual....:-)
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
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