Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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