you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
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It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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