have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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