ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
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