I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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