I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
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Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
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Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
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