Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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