There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
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Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
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Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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