You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
how drunk are you?
Several
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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