My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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