she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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