I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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