hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
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she fell through a window trying to flash someone
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
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I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
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