I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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