big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Bring me that man meat
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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