How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
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