Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
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Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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