I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
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she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
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Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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