Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
The uberlube is also flammable
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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