He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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