dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
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Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
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Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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