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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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