I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
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just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
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I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
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Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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