i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
They took my balls.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Randomize
