I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
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We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
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She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I can't turn off my feet"
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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