It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
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I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
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Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
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