I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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