Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Randomize
