Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
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bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
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Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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